Britney's Wardrobe For Sale?

"Spears' wardrobe from her guest-starring stint on CBS' "How I Met Your Mother" will be sold at an online auction to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council, an environmental organization...
A half-dozen Spears-worn items will be available, including a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details." (Seen here).

I know, right?

The thought of someone buying Spears' clothes just because they were once worn by her completely blows my mind... Especially considering her infamous dog poop photo shoot from last year. Who knows what she got on her clothes this time?! I know it will be dry cleaned and all, but still...

At least it benefits an environmental organization...

For anyone interested, bidding begins on Monday night (24) as soon as the "How I Met Your Mother" episode ends.

(Quite Possibly) The Best Music Video in History

Need I say more?
Armi & Danny - "I Want to Love You Tender"

YouTube's Blood Baby - The Complete Story

Remember the YouTube "Blood Baby"? Yes, that one.

Well, I was bored today and decided to watch the video again. Guess what I found? The "Blood Baby Full Story!" I won't spoil your fun. Check it out yourself:

Ok, not bizarre... Or is it?

"Audrina Patridge claims topless photos taken of her several years ago were intended to increase her comfort level in-front of the camera -- not an attempt to land in Playboy.

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The images -- which recently surfaced on the celebrity blog What Would Tyler Durden Do -- include the now 22-year-old appearing topless while wearing a school-girl skirt and knee-high socks; standing in a hot tub wearing nothing but a cowboy hat; and being completely naked while in a swimming pool." (Seen here).

Not very photogenic? Want to increase your comfort level in front of the camera? Me too! Let's take our clothes off and take pictures of ourselves. Pffft.

Unfortunately, news such as that of Audrina Patridge's pictures are no longer bizarre in the world we live in today. In fact, it seems to be moving toward a disturbing level of normality with a more-than-normal number of "celebrities" and wannabes having pictures of themselves in their birthday suits "accidentally" leaked online.

I must say, a few days ago, I had no more than a slight notion of what Audrina Patridge does/is. Sadly, now I know.

Brace Yourself for Some Bizarre Days Ahead.

Some bizarre dates to keep in mind this month... I've added a (!!!) to my favorites!

March 22
International Day of Radiant Peace
International Goof-Off Day
As-Young-As-You-Feel Day

March 23
National Puppy Day (!!!)
Near Miss DAY
O.K. Day (!!!)

March 24
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day (!!!)

March 25
Pecan Day

March 26
Make-Up-Your-Own-Holiday Day (!!!)

March 27
Kite-Flying Day
Quirky-Country-Music-Song-Titles Day

March 30
The-Grass-Is-Always-Browner-On -The-Other-Side-Of-The-Fence Day (!!!)
Pencil Day

March 31
National She's-Funny-That-Way Day

Things I want...

...And things you might want, too!

Nabaztag Wifi Smart Rabbit (Pictured Above)
This little critter reads your e-mail, teaches you tai-chi, tells you the time, pulls your RSS feeds, and tells you the weather (no more visits to weather.com)!

Palmsize R/C Helicopter
A mini helicopter than can take off from your hand and, with a little bit of practice, hover and turn left and right. Not particularly useful, I know... But hey, it's fun!

Staple-Free Cat Stapler
A staple-free stapler? And it's pink and shaped like a cat? I want one! (Some context: Every single stapler I ever had broke in a matter of weeks. I've given up, and now I only use clips. Not very eco-friendly...)

Ah, Mon Dieu!

'Nuff said, I hope?
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This bizarreness was found here.

Wow. Walking helps you lose weight!

Ok, we all know Japan may very well be the country to be beat when it comes to off-beat news. Beat, beat.

This may not be termed exactly bizarre, but well, check it out:

Underwear to the rescue for flabby Japanese

"Wacoal announced Monday it was making a full entry into the men's market with undergarments especially for men with a bit of flab.
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Wacoal's new Cross Walker is designed to help wearers improve their posture and develop stomach muscles as they walk, the company said.
It is "a totally new concept of getting fit just by wearing undergarments that turn simple walking into exercise," said Wacoal president Yoshikata Tsukamoto."

And silly me thought simple walking WAS exercise...

Hello there!

Hello my darrrlings,

Well, here's to hoping I have some darlings to greet already, anyway! If I don't, I hope I have some soon...

I am a self-proclaimed news-junkie. I need to know what is going in the world, hence the numerous RSS feeds in my browser window, displaying the most recent news from various sources. Still, I do tire from wars, floods, and crimes and need my frequent dose of bizarreness to get through my day.

I know I am not alone.

I'm... not... right...?

So, fans of bizarre happenings, unite! I will post the best (aka strangest) stories I find here, as my schedule allows!

Toodles!